I'm not sure. I mean, I just read your post through once, quickly, and I gotta say - I didn't understand it. I'd have to read it again and actually think about it, to make sense of it. The essence of good communication is that such re-reading or repetition isn't required. So I'd say your English isn't as fully formed as you'd like, and maybe the original joke of you being a mortal god was a little wet with irony?