In this thread I will occatinally, from now on, post answers to anybody who has posted in this thread. The twist is that I will take the original message completely out of context, and I will be rather drunk, when I write my answer. This is NOT to be taken seriously
. Here it goes:
That looks cool
That looks cool? A fairly innocent statement, but the implying emoticon afterwards suggests to me that you have viewed a most private tape of me pleasuring my ex-girl. Why else would you frase yourself like you did?! How you came across that tape is a mystery that’s going to trouble me for many evenings to come, but since the accident already has happened I feel an explanation is needed.
This not-to-be-mentioned-again tape was a result of the aftermath of a huge argument some years ago. The worst thing is it portrays me as someone who gives a damn about females well-being. This is an image I’m not at all comfortable with, and I’ll have you know that the reason for my action was the promise of an even better “return of the favor”.
My undisputed knowledge of the female anatomy also means I’m in no need of good luck to perform the action you are referring to. It’s pure skills, you know, like you claim to possess inn LX. Hope we can exchange opinions on a more mature level with this awkwardness out of the way.